

I WRITE.
I started as a kid. Letters, song parodies, funny stuff. And once I started writing, I couldn’t stop. My college newspaper, direct mail, print ads for a bank, TV commercials for life insurance, jingles for Coke, websites, blogs, camp letters, wedding toasts, speeches, lyrics, a diary, a play (Squabbles), dozens of sitcoms, an animated special, a feature film (Just Looking), and most recently, books. Five on my own. Seven with James Patterson. (I’m especially partial to serial killers and cops with a sense of humor.) I love to write, and if you found my site, you probably read something I wrote and wonder what else did this guy do. Look around. Maybe you’ll find something you want to read. Thanks.




